Mike Dobranski Offers 20 Better Meals Than LVW

Last week, Las Vegas Weekly came out with a list of 50 must-eat meals, and food critic Mike Dobranski took issue on Twitter.

Dobranski used to write about his food adventures on the now-defunct Tasting Las Vegas. Here, the blow by blow in 140 characters or less:

“I couldnt put together a worse list than the @lasvegasweekly's "50 Must Eats" if I ate a pen and some paper and shit a list out.”

“I feel so bad for the small restaurants in Vegas without the PR budget to properly suck the dick of the useless food writers in this town.”

“Places that the LVW ignored? Too many for Twitter's 140. RT @MikeUriarte: @MikeDobranski Where do you eat?”

“Only the Las Vegas Weekly can make me angry while I'm at Layers. I was here when that asswipe burger bracket fiasco was released, too.”

“Remove all the comped / blown meals and I wonder how many of the 50 would remain. No integrity whatsoever. Disgusting.”

“I should clarify. Not all picks on the LVW list are shit, just the majority of them. Happy some deserving folks like @fukuburger on there.”

“20 Replacements for @lasvegasweekly's list of astronomically priced comped meals & mediocre fries. In ABC order: #LVWMustEatsReplacements”

1.) Bouchon Bakery - Pistachio Macaron #LVWMustEatsReplacements

2.) Bradley Ogden - House Ground Steak Burger & Fries #LVWMustEatsReplacements

3.) Bratalian - Pork Chop Agrodolce @chefcarlapelleg #LVWMustEatsReplacements

4.) Bread and Butter - Ham and Egg Waffle Sandwich @Bread_Butter_11 #LVWMustEatsReplacements

5.) CUT - Indian Spiced Kobe Short Ribs @WolfgangBuzz #LVWMustEatsReplacements

6.) Hofbrauhaus - Pretzel with Chicken Liver Mousse & Obazter Cheese @HofbrauhausLV #LVWMustEatsReplacements

7.) Honey Pig - Pork Belly #LVWMustEatsReplacements

8.) Julian Serrano - Huevos Estrellados @AriaLV #LVWMustEatsReplacements

9.) Layers Bakery - Bacon, Spinach & Goat Cheese Turnover @LayersBakery #LVWMustEatsReplacements

10.) Lindo Michoacan - Pollo Sarandeado Estilo "Tia Esther" #LVWMustEatsReplacements

11.) Naked City Pizza Shop - The Stinger @nakedcitylv #LVWMustEatsReplacements

12.) Nittaya's Secret Kitchen - World Famous Spinach Salad #LVWMustEatsReplacements

13.) Origin India - Lamb Rogan Josh @OriginIndia #LVWMustEatsReplacements

14.) Pasta Shop Ristorante - Spinach Linguini Oil & Garlic #LVWMustEatsReplacements

15.) Ping Pang Pong - Dim Sum #LVWMustEatsReplacements

16.) Retro Bakery - Maple Bacon Cupcake @RetroBakery #LVWMustEatsReplacements

17.) Sirio Ristorante - Pistachio Crusted Lamb Chops @AriaLV #LVWMustEatsReplacements

18.) Soyo Korean Barstaurant - Kimchi Fried Rice #LVWMustEatsReplacements

19.) Tacos el Gordo - Adobada Taco (Tacos al Pastor) #LVWMustEatsReplacements

20.) Weiss Deli and Bakery - Corned Beef Hash and Eggs #LVWMustEatsReplacements
· A Look Inside the 50 Best Meals from LV Weekly [~ELV~]

· Mike Dobranski [Twitter]